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Eight Ways A Parent Can Answer their Kids’ Complaints on Summer Vacation

Eight Ways A Parent Can Answer their Kids’ Complaints on Summer Vacation

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1. “This is boring…” Answer: Pretend you are one of the Irish Tenors and sing “Danny Boy” at the top of your voice while occasionally dabbing your eyes with a Kleenex.”
2. “It’s taking too long to get there…” Answer: Tell the kids, “The people we’re going to visit serve stewed spinach and frozen ox tongue [...]

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Ten Things A Mom Discovers When Spring Arrives

Ten Things A Mom Discovers When Spring Arrives

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1. It’s no longer appropriate for mom to wear snowshoes in church.
2. Mom’s sweater with the big moose will scare people on Easter.
3. You can take the shovel out of the front seat and let your spouse sit there again.
4. When Little Ricky asks for salt at the table don’t hand him a 20 lb [...]

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10 Ways a Mom knows that Winter has Gone on Too Long

10 Ways a Mom knows that Winter has Gone on Too Long

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1. When it reaches 34 degrees above zero you roll out the backyard slip-n-slide and spend the afternoon gliding on your stomach honking like an Pacific seal.
2. You wear your thermal underwear instead of nylons to formal occasions (and no one notices).
3. You use the wrong end of the snow shovel [...]

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Free Shopping at God’s Online Store

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10 Free Gifts to Give AND Receive this Christmas
“…the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness, self-control; against such things there is no law.” Galatians 5:22-23
1. The gift of Love – Know unconditional love.
“In your unfailing love you will lead the people you have redeemed. In your strength [...]

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How a Mom Celebrates Christmas

How a Mom Celebrates Christmas

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Let’s be honest, for most moms, Christmas can be summed up in one word – work.
So how does a busy mom have her own Christmas celebration?
On an airplane, the flight attendant over the microphone tells parents, if needed, that they should put their own oxygen mask on first. Then, they’ll be prepared to put [...]

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