Archive for 'Funny Kids'
Daddy’s Little Helper
Posted on 17. Apr, 2009 by Beckie Stewart.
Our four-year daughter enjoys the times she can come along side my husband while he works on a project around the house. Most of the time, she joins him in the garage. He gives her a small wrench, and she is convinced that she has tightened the bolts on the Volkswagon Beetle he is remodeling.
However, the other day my husband decided that he was a furniture expert. He turned the sofa on its side and began to pull the staples from the bottom covering. After he exposed the springs, he decided that he needed to remove the entire border in order to repair the springs.
“What are you doing, Lana?” I asked.
With her plastic tool in hand, my daughter looked at me without skipping a beat and said, “I’m helping daddy wreck your couch.”
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Open The Door
Posted on 15. Apr, 2008 by Mom Mag.
Upon leaving my Bible study one morning, I was positioning my three year old in her car seat when my attention was caught with the sound of a thud. The wind had swung my door open, hitting the van parked next to me. I quickly accessed the damage and was relieved there was only a light coat of red on the car next to me. (more…)
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Read the Instructions or Else!
Posted on 26. Feb, 2008 by cherylmoeller.
Kenzie’s dream was a lofty one — to sit upon her own throne on her 9 th birthday and unwrap her gifts. So she talked me into buying a Strawberry Shortcake inflatable chair to be used to fulfill not only her royal ambitions but another dream as well. When we moved into our current home four years ago she exacted a promise that I would decorate her room in pink. As you guessed it is still blue, but for one Strawberry Shortcake throw pillow, a Strawberry Shortcake poster, and an inflatable pink throne she would consider her room officially decorated until she (more…)
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DNA Test
Posted on 10. Jan, 2008 by Mom Mag.
Every Christmas eve our family gets together and exchanges gifts.
I was talking to my nephew and his wife (who is pregnant) and told my 2 year old son William that Sarah had a baby growing in her tummy.
William immediately turned to my nephew and asked him, is it yours! To which my nephew replied, I don’t know…maybe we need a dna test!
Teresa Atkins
Holyoke MA
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Nakey Boy
Posted on 21. May, 2007 by Mom Mag.
We have 3 boys 14,8 and 5…well of course the oldest was at an age a
few years ago that he hated to see his little brothers naked…so he
would always say ewww nakey boy…well my youngest was about 2 and my
hubby took them swimming…they were all done and in the change
room…and an elderly man walked by from the shower unclothed..and my
son pointed at him and innocently said “eeewww nakey boy” well my
poor husband wanted to crawl under the bench…but just smiled and
shooed him on his way…
Submitted by Karen of Family Friendly Market
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Never Married
Posted on 14. May, 2007 by Mom Mag.
My son was 5 when I took him out to my college campus one day. We were sitting in the food court when out of the blue he said, “I don’t think I’ll ever get married. I’ll have to search the whole world for someone and won’t be able to make it home before dark.”
I don’t know what made him think of it, but it was too cute to forget.
Submitted by Amy Fox of Fox Art & Design
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Bouncy Balls
Posted on 11. May, 2007 by Mom Mag.
My son (2) and I were at CVS, while in line, a long line, he picks up two bouncy balls. He puts them up on his chest and says, ‘Mom look chi chis…big chi chis.’ Everyone in line was giggling…I was so embarrased!
Submitted by Alondra