Is there a baby in there, too?

Posted on 27. Feb, 2006 by Mom Mag in Funny Kids

I was 8 months pregnant with baby number 4, when my 2-year old son walked into my bedroom while I was dressing. Seeing me standing there with only a bra and panties on, his eyes became large as saucers as he asked, pointing to my stomach, “Why are you so fat?” I reminded him that mommy was having a baby. He slowly walked behind me, pointed at my rear end, and asked, “Is there a baby in there, too?”

Lisa Pallardy (WAHM of 6)

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